snoozin

My Pizza

badkidsjokes:

man:waiter how long will my pizza be ?
waiter:not very long. lol

(via bebroom)

can we bring back that very cute video of that very cute baby chick chasing after that man

(Source: elcilantroo, via bebroom)

mirrortraffic:

im seeing double

*****the word “kiss” floats around in a funny multicolored font until it becomes a tiny speck flying off into space*****

nosdrinker:

heh he he hheh eh eheheh hehe hehe

nosdrinker:

heh he he hheh eh eheheh hehe hehe

don’t look at my butt

( look at my butt )